Today's Oh My Gosh

Today we had to design a Teen Club (Tub) with a larger than life blueprint(?)."1/2 inch=1 foot",it read.My team won the design competition with 19/25 points.I don't mean to brag but we did a good job.I'll even provide proof with pictures and the nearly accurate words said by us during the "Tub" presentation.Most of the presentation was edited online on Facebook by Nicholas(NT) and me(OJW) though.

NT:This is our awesome "Tub"!
OJW:A copyright sign is over here,so don't "play cheat" with us and piss us off!
NT:This is the VIP lounge which is strictly for VIPs.(See top left corner of blueprint)
OJW:There's this song about being a VIP to boost your self-esteem but that doesn't count.
NT:This is the VIP lounge which is srtictly for VIPs.inside there is freaking luxurious bars,sofas and billard tables!!!NC 16;read it and weep!Payments for VIP membership at $35.
OJW:Rip-off.

NT:There are more comfortable sofas and even cool looking tables for you to place things on or just stare at longingly.An aquarium filled with fishes of various colors is positioned near the tables for you to look at.Even potted plants are in that vicinity.(See middle left side of blueprint)

OJW:Yeah,yeah,you deserve a medal.

NT:Indeed.
OJW:Teenagers like to play wildly.Admit it.So there is a nice little(not really)arcade to satisfy the hooligan inside of you.Mario Kart,The House of The Dead,Time Crisis,Jubeat,you name it, we got it.(See bottom left corner)

NT:Oh,great;don't you think?

OJW:Of course the good thing about this place is the large online cafe.We all like to use the computer and go Facebook,Youtube,Twitter,whatever.So with our nice Online Cafe all your worries about the computer can say bye-bye and disappear into thin air.(Top middle side)

NT:Don't forget Blackshot(not the nastier **** site)and grand theft auto!
NT:The centre of attraction!!!The 5m tall gold(plated) fountain will make you stare in awe.........by the way,you can throw coins in to make a wish.(only $1 coins accepted)  (See middle of blueprint)
OJW:You cheap arse.Well, people get hungry,so obviously a cafe is in order.Get all you want for a light snack.No need to play on an empty stomach!(See bottom middle side)
OJW:As Eddry would say,nerds are people too,so there is a mini library.Helps if you like studying in groups.
And for the mad musical talents there are 2 karaoke rooms!If you stink at singing,have no fear as the room is sound insulated!(See the whole right side of the blueprint)
NT:It's really possible!We've been missing something out though,our coup de grâce to the other groups!
NT:These classy toilets we have here are so classy that Joachim is not worthy enough to use it;only available at this club.Just try not to stay in there too long like Boyd or you will be charged a dollar.(Look for them yourself)
OJW:And THAT,is our teen club.The winning design.

I was surprised when we won.It was the classy toilets that helped us though,so give credit to NT.

Well,hope you all had fun with that!

~OJW (and Nicholas)

Update:Blogger hates me as I am unable to upload the photos.Go to my Facebook page at http://www.facebook.com/ojunwen

then click on "Photos",then "Teen Club" and see the 2nd picture,titled "Overview" to see the blueprints.The photos may be blur,wait for a while for the photos to get clearer.