English Paper

  Oh the paper was so funny.There was a man named Charlie Chicken!!!But I`ll still tell a story; get over it.Guess it`ll be a habit.
  "Nice cooking, Mario.Do you have some more?"Nugget said, yawning.
  "Sorry,but you and Fish-Fillet ate up everything in the shop."Luigi replied.
  "Come on Nugget; time to go home.What`s the bill,Luigi?"Fish-Fillet said.
  "I`m not the boss, ask Mario.Anyways you guys are near bankruptcy.Who`ll pay?If you can`t pay you`ll be our servant you know.Don`t trash the place like you did last time."Nugget looked sheepish as he explained that he and Fish-Fillet have a way to sort things out."We toss a coin, he said.But first,I gotta go."
  In the toilet, Nugget tossed the coin 9 times."Half the time you get heads, half the time you get tails,so 10 tosses would have 5 heads and 5 tails!"And indeed, he threw 5 tails and 4 heads.
  "Ok Fish-Fillet,I bet it`ll fall heads!"Nugget said. (next page please)

  "Fine.Mario, do the honours."Mario tossed the coin and when the coin fell on the floor,it was as loud as a gunshot."IT CAN`T BE!"Nugget screamed.The coin fell tails!
  "Goodbye~don`t forget to write!"Fish-Fillet said as Nugget cussed.And cussed.And cussed.One thing he wants to say to you:being a slave is no fun.
  What happened?That`ll be for you to find out.