Boring Day

Today is boring or what?I wasted time on revision and I still have lots of hours to spend...
I`m feeling lazy today so here`s bad good news: No storytelling-time!
You read that right.I`m just lucky I cheated my way to the computer.Share your comments!
---Ong Jun Wen

English Paper

  Oh the paper was so funny.There was a man named Charlie Chicken!!!But I`ll still tell a story; get over it.Guess it`ll be a habit.
  "Nice cooking, Mario.Do you have some more?"Nugget said, yawning.
  "Sorry,but you and Fish-Fillet ate up everything in the shop."Luigi replied.
  "Come on Nugget; time to go home.What`s the bill,Luigi?"Fish-Fillet said.
  "I`m not the boss, ask Mario.Anyways you guys are near bankruptcy.Who`ll pay?If you can`t pay you`ll be our servant you know.Don`t trash the place like you did last time."Nugget looked sheepish as he explained that he and Fish-Fillet have a way to sort things out."We toss a coin, he said.But first,I gotta go."
  In the toilet, Nugget tossed the coin 9 times."Half the time you get heads, half the time you get tails,so 10 tosses would have 5 heads and 5 tails!"And indeed, he threw 5 tails and 4 heads.
  "Ok Fish-Fillet,I bet it`ll fall heads!"Nugget said. (next page please)

Tell the Truth from a Liar

  The Hades question will be answered after the exams (next  Wednesday).I will also answer this question on the same day.
"Help!You`ve got to help me!"Noob looked up and spotted Michael Jackfruit looking down at him.
  "Don`t worry!I`ll get you down!"He replied as he saw 2 guards.Micheal then told him that there were 2 doors; one is safe and the other is booby-trapped."GRRRR!Which is the safe door?!"Noob demanded."the one on the left." Both said."What`s going on?Right, which door is booby-trapped?"
 "The one on the right."Both guards said."Ohhhhhh....how can I get the truth from a liar?

Hades and the Box of 1 Year`s Delight

  Another logic math story with no sense.Spare yourself and leave the site or die of boredom suffer.
  Once a long long time after came a merchant called Jackass."What do you want?I have 1 of everything on this universe, you worm!"Hades shouted."Oh, but heed this your Greatness,this is the Box of 1 Year`s Delight and before you purchase it at a small price of 1000 dollars you must know it`s conditions."Jackass replied.Hades frowned and replied, "Fire ahead.But be quick; I need my beauty sleep."
  "When you have this box, flowers will spring from your footsteps , your singing will be sweet (such that even wolves who hear it will smile) and you will ace every test brought to you, your greatness.But before 1 year, if you do not sell it, the curse shall before you and may you be immersed of the eternal curse of Hell."Also, it must be sold for less than the original price or it will be invalid and you must also warn the buyer the conditions."
  Hades raised his eyebrow and thought for a moment."Guards!Bring this filthy man to Cerberus!He`ll make a good lunch."And a scream pierced through the underworld.
  Why did Hades refuse? Answers on the comments; it involves logic.I`ll tell the next post.
---Ong Jun Wen
 

AHHHH!

I`ve FINALLY done all my some revision.And just for fun let have a moral tale-telling story telling time!So go to the next page...For your infomation, the character in this story does not have to be "Gladys" .It could be your stupid brother or Justin Bieber (no offence but I hate him) but for convenice it`s "Gladys".
                                                           
  Gladys is disappointed.The most fanciable man on earth  (Elvis Prestly) had a date with her and he has not turned up.Gladys tried not to bother and starts counting baked beans in a tin.It came down to 1928 beans...
  Just then her smelly brother comes in and says,"Counting beans, because you`ve "bean" ditched?So how many are there?"Going red in the face, Gladys rounds off the number to 1930.Just at that crucial moment, her mother came in."Counting beans, dear?How many beans are there?I`ve always wanted to know."Gladys laughs and rounds off 1930 to 1900.But before she could answer, Elvis Prestly comes in. "Ah...my angel doll!"
  Gladys laughs to death and turns red."I hear you`ve been counting beans, how many are there?"
  Mega cringe!Gladys just wants to die!
  "Oh, about 2000, she said, acting cool (she rounded off the number)."
  "Oh!You`re such a disaster!I did better!I got 1928 you know!Humph!An idiot for my girlfriend;I`m leaving!"
                                                                    

Languages

I`ve been editing Languages on Facebook like Pirate speak, leet speak and Roman.Great way to waste time.Oh, and the exams are on Monday and I`m not worried at all.....

Exam coming

The written exams are arriving and I`m still haven`t done revision! Can`t believe I still get to surf the internet...

Greek?

Can`t tell it`s "Kiss my foot!" could you?

On facebook these days, I keep typing in greek.At least people don`t know what message you`re trying to convey. An example:  Kιϡ Mγ Φooτ!

:P

Cheated my way to computer again.Still wasting time with E (yay timepasser).Got reply from Gus...and Ben Jones thinks I`m crazy, putting a picture of Xigbar as my Facebook Pic.

Phew!

Lied my way to get hold of the computer; not very good of a senior prefect huh?I`m wondering if I should change the look of the blog.Comment your thoughts!
___Ong Jun Wen

Help!

I think I`ll fail my Oral.Terrible......LC was not any better.
I`ve been chatting with E and wasting all my time that 1 might think we`re gossiping!
I`m so glad I got to touch this blog again.It`s still a secret(Yay).
I mention names by the 1st letter (except in special cases) for I don`t want to infringe their privacy.Thanks to E for telling me that, even though I wouldn`t remember it.( That`s SO me right? Retarded Crazy is the word for me.)

YAY

I`m taking advantage making use of this period of time to use the computer as much as I can.
Yay children`s day!Hip Hip Hooray!

AH!

I finally got to use the computer!
On Thursday the Teacher`s day Celebration was funny.Super Junior became Super Senior......my god Mr Tan was dancing Sorry Sorry......
Now I look forward to the Children`s day celebration more.Pity I`m in P5.
Okay, now the hols. Mr Chan(MY CN TEACHER) will go for 2 weeks NS RE-SERVICE.
Now I know why I hate caps lock.But I hate underline more.Why am I telling you that?
By next week things will get serious as the exams loom closer and closer......but after the exams at least we could let loose!Must be the favourite word for a child.