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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

The Origin of Nincada and all Subsequent Evolutions

Ninjask(left),Shedinja(Right)and Nincada(down)


Today's Pokémon are based on an animal well known in many parts of the world, and obscure in others. (Think of the Farfetch'd mentioned a while ago.)But if you were in the north-eastern United States in the summer of 2004, there's a good chance you'll be very familiar with these burrowing, swarming and extremely noisy insects.
     The Nincada family takes its inspiration from the life cycle of the cicada. There are around 2,500 species of cicadas known to exist, and most are native to temperate and tropical regions. As we'll see, some cicada species have very peculiar strategies for survival, but let's start off with a brief overview of the average cicada's life, and how it relates to the Pokémon it inspired.
     Cicada eggs are laid in the bark of trees. Newly-hatched cicadas will drop down to the ground and burrow into the soil, where they may remain for some time. These immature, flightless cicadas are known as nymphs. They're expert diggers and get their nutrients by sucking the fluids from underground roots. (It can practically wreak havoc on anything wooden as it needs nutrients and food from the wood.)It's this stage of the cicada life cycle that inspired Nincada, a Pokémon whose subterranean nature is reflected in its secondary Ground typing.
     Eventually, the cicada will tunnel up to the surface, climb up onto a plant, and shed its skin. The adult cicada, which has clear wings and can emit a distinctive buzzing sound, is the inspiration for Ninjask, Nincada's evolution. But, as those familiar with the series will know, there's a mysterious third member to this family. The cicada's shed skin remains clinging to the plant, and can easily be mistaken for the real thing. (A phantom shell;can you guess what is the pokemon we are referring to?)Since cicadas tend to emerge and molt in large numbers, you're likely to find plenty of these shed skins following such an emergence. There is something slightly eerie about these lifeless, hollow cicadas, and indeed, they inspired Shedinja, a [Ghost and Bug type]Pokémon that (space permitting) you may find in your party after the evolution of Nincada to Ninjask.
     Cicadas aren't always the most popular of insects, and this probably has a lot to do with their habit of emerging from the ground in large numbers, not to mention their incessant buzzing. Nonetheless, these are quite docile, harmless creatures that pose no threat to us humans. The worst you can expect from a cicada is a poke from their proboscis – and this only happens if you stand still for long enough to convince them that you're a tree. So cicadas are benign, but they probably don't come across as all that cunning. They have no apparent means of defense, and they're easy pickings for predators once they've emerged from the ground. It may come as a surprise, then, to learn that some species of cicada have developed a strategy for survival that's based around mathematics – specifically, prime numbers.
     A prime number is a number that can only be divided by itself and one. (Remember how the number 3 caused agony to Primary School students?)2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13 and 17 are all prime numbers... but 15 isn't, because it can be divided by 5 to give 3. Primes are very important in the fields of mathematics and computing, and are currently used for data encryption. They were probably known to the ancient Egyptians, but regardless of which human civilization discovered them, cicadas got there first... in a roundabout sort of way.
     North America is home to a genus of cicadas called Magicicada. These cicadas are periodical, meaning that they live underground for long periods of time before emerging, en masse, after a predetermined number of years. This means that the cicada nymphs have to keep track of the time while underground, which they apparently do by sensing minute changes in the composition of the juice that they drink from tree roots. There are four Magicicada species with a 13-year life cycle, and three species with a 17-year life cycle. Once biologists realized the length of the cycles, they were immediately drawn to the fact that both of the numbers – 13 and 17 – are prime. Might there have been some reason that the North American cicadas had developed prime numbered life cycles?
    Well, one popular theory was that cycles of large prime numbers tend not to coincide with each other. Imagine a 13-year cicada species sharing the same territory as a 17-year species. It would be very rare for them to emerge in the same year: once every 221 years, to be exact. Thus, they wouldn't usually be in competition for food. As nice as this theory is, it ignores the fact that, in most cases, 13-year species don't actually share territory with 17-year species. The 17-year species live mostly in the north-east of the USA, while the 13-year cicadas prefer the south-east. So there must be another reason for these numbers.
     The current theory, developed by Professor Mario Markus of the Max Planck Institute in Germany, is based around the idea that prime numbers are useful for avoiding potential predators. Just as cicadas have periodic life cycles, so do many predators. Let's picture a cicada species that emerges from the ground every 12 years. These would be vulnerable to the predators that come around every second year, plus those that come around every third year, every fourth year and every sixth year. There would be no shortage of predators queuing up to devour our 12-year cicada.
     But let's increase that cycle length by just one year, and see what happens. Because 13 is a prime number, a 13-year cycle isn't going to regularly coincide with the cycles of predators. Let's imagine that a 13-year cicada species happens to emerge while a 4-year predator is in the area. Plenty of the cicadas will be eaten on this occasion, but the two species won't meet again for another 52 years.(13X4=52) With such a long period of time between meetings, the predator isn't going to be able to reliably predict when the cicadas are due to emerge.(Therefore,predators are effectively avoided for a long time after 1st contact.)
     So, prime-numbered cycles seem to help cicadas maintain the element of surprise, catching their predators off-guard. Their other strategy is what's known as predator satiation, meaning that they emerge together in such huge numbers that predators can't possibly eat them all. It's safety in numbers, basically, and these strategies combined have made the periodic cicadas a very successful group of species.(So unlucky ones will die and the rest will escape from the predators.)
     In the summer of 2004, the largest group of 17-year cicadas, known as Brood X, surfaced in the north-eastern United States. Around fifteen states were suddenly teeming in cicadas, all of them in a hurry to shed their skin and mate, before ultimately dying off soon afterwards. Quite an alarming spectacle, even though the cicadas were entirely harmless.
     And now, a notice for anybody reading this in the states of Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Indiana, Illinois, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee and Virginia. I have good news for all of you! The largest group of 13-year cicadas, Brood XIX, is burrowing through the soil beneath your feet as you read this. They'll be emerging about a year from now, in the summer of 2011. All predictions are that it's going to be spectacular... and loud. So very loud.(They buzz,remember?) Look forward to it!
(All info on the last paragraph is accurate as of  Monday June 28,2010.)

Saturday, October 22, 2011

The Origin of Farfetch'd

Wild Duck Pokemon
THAT.Is a wild duck.
Alright, honestly, its Farfetch'd is the pokemon shown in the picture and its fat,plump and most likely would be delicious if eaten.The onion leek it holds doesn't help.
When I was younger at 8 years old,I would often ask myself why Farfetch'd had a leek and where its origins were.If Probopass came from a compass-fused Moai Statue it seems fair that the others get their own story behind their origin.

Following text by George Hutcheon (alebit slightly edited by me) ,text in brackets are by me and "I" refers to George Hutcheon unless in a bracket in which it refers to me






When I first sat down to research Farfetch'd, I wasn't really sure if there would be enough material for a good article. The legend that inspired its creation, numerous websites assured me, was that of a wild duck that carried a green onion, which would appear in forests to offer itself up as a meal for starving travelers. (I can attest to that;I've heard of that legend before) As odd and faintly amusing as this tale was, there didn't seem to be a lot to it, and so I set out to research it further in the hope that I might discover additional details that would be of interest.
     And what I found was... nothing. Searching through numerous online archives of Chinese and Japanese folklore, I couldn't find any reference to this legend at all. In fact, the only places that did make reference to such a legend were... Pokémon sites. Could the tale of the onion-bearing duck offering itself to travelers actually be a creation of the fandom? (See,there are always rumors spreadingaround the fanbase,some would call it fan spectaculation while others might call it gospel truth.)
     Given the enormous scope of Eastern mythology, consisting of countless tales, each of which have countless variations, it's very difficult to say for certain that a story doesn't actually exist. But after combing through every source at my disposal and consulting a number of people in Japan, I have to conclude that there appears to be no such legend.(For now, we'll assume that the origin given above is false.)
      So, where does Farfetch'd come from? My research suggests that the true origin actually isn't a million miles away from the version above; only rather than being inspired by a legend, it comes from a certain Japanese saying: Kamo ga negi wo shotte kuru (鴨が葱を背負って来る), literally meaning 'a duck comes bearing green onions'. The phrase can be shortened simply to kamo negi (鴨葱)... which, when written in katakana, is Farfetch'd's Japanese name (カモネギ).(That's how japanese pokemon naming works.)
      Its Japanese name is made up of kamo (鴨 or カモ), meaning 'duck', and negi (葱 or ネギ), which refers to a variety of green onion, Allium fistulosum – specifically, the onion leek stalk that Farfetch'd can be seen carrying. Pokédex entries over the years have made several references to its rarity, and in the original Red and Blue games, only a single Farfetch'd is available, as a trade from an in-game trainer. The pokemon anime and the game Pokedex has also stated that the reason for this Pokémon's rarity is that it is a delicacy.
     And culinary matters are central to the origins of Farfetch'd. Duck and green onion are the primary ingredients for a good duck stew, and so finding a duck carrying green onions would be a surprising but convenient occurrence. (Yes,duck stew has these ingredients as important aspects.)This is the first meaning of the idiom: something not asked for, but very convenient; a serendipitous event. In Red and Blue, the player's acquisition of the very rare Farfetch'd, traded for a common Spearow, could be seen as just such an event. The phrase is given a literal portrayal, as the AI player actually obtains a duck carrying a green onion.There is a second meaning to the phrase, however. A duck bearing a green onion is a creature walking naïvely towards a nasty fate, and the idiom has come to refer to individuals who are easy to deceive. One dictionary gives the meaning 'along comes a sucker just begging to be parted from his money'. As a result, somebody who is easy to take advantage of through trickery can be referred to in Japanese as a kamo (鴨) or 'duck'.
     Perhaps this, too, has relevance to Farfetch'd. Trading away a Spearow in order to get the otherwise-unobtainable Farfetch'd seems like a very good deal indeed. But Farfetch'd doesn't evolve, has quite poor stats all round and is of very limited use. (In fact,it is rather weak in battles.)Spearow, on the other hand, evolves into the far-superior Fearow, which proves to be a viable competitor throughout the game. (Fearow can learn better moves,has higher stats and Individual and Effort values [IV and EV].)Viewed in this context, might the duck {refer to previous paragraph}in question be the player themselves, having traded away a potentially strong Pokémon for one that's all but useless?(That is,to be tricked by the alleged "duck" instead.)
     Farfetch'd stands out amongst the Generation I Pokémon as one of the few that still have no evolution family. People have been calling for an evolution to Farfetch'd for years now, (Most probably to increase its stats or just let it grow stronger?)but in a way, I hope this never happens. It seems to me that Farfetch'd's poor battle potential reflects wonderfully the phrase that spawned its creation: the unsuspecting duck, unaware that it could be made into a delicious meal at any time. And if the perpetual loser can rise up and defeat a stronger opponent despite their handicaps, then doesn't that make victory all the sweeter? Here's to Farfetch'd, then: a celebration of the loser in all of us.
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To be honest,Farfetch'd is although weak,but is still popular among many fans,even having an airy,"act-cool" and calm personality.I personally like it in terms of look and attitude ("This stalk I bear......its not just for looks."---Farfetch'd) and I truly think that it is just a Pokemon all the same---why hate it?And it would seem that the trainer who requests to trade is after all,the duck---it is the ONLY Farfetch'd in the game and with that you can finally complete the national pokedex.So cheers to the fat,suave loser once again:Farfetch'd!

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Relax

Some call it strange.So, PSLE is over but [obviously] that does not give you the right to act like a madman on the streets.Some of my classmates find this a contradiction to what their parents said about going all out and having fun after PSLE.This,although seemingly a dumb point of view at first,(to me)is quite hard to deny.
Alright,we've got JN who's bringing his DS and PSP and whatever he can cram into his bag.But we all expected that---I'm not squeaky clean ;I've flouted more than 50 rules in all my 6 years of Primary school.So,fine,I can defend myself as half of the time I can explain my actions but as usual nobody listens.Same case here.So,fine,maybe some of you can go 10 hours straight on the computer or go thrash your friends house or whatever that you might do.But before PSLE,(being honest here)I thought that this silly "freedom" and "fun" thing is a big joke.So 1 part of your life has been conquered.but so what?
1.PSLE is over but that does not let you be a hooligan unless you are JN.
2.Even if the world was such that you COULD do whatever you want,your parents would be lying anyways.
Point 1 holds true.You won't carry a gun and wave it in the air just because you got 300 for PSLE or got some epic Distinction* for some paper..But its also a nasty lie in Point 2's case.Some of my friends I asked agree with me,stating that they were not feeling the fun and thrill (what fun and thrill they are referring to,I have no idea really) and that they want to rebel and break the TV or ruin the classroom and whatever.
Seriously,don't take the last bit seriously.And as my teacher used to say,life is unfair.So get over it.


*Speaking of that,I got Distinction for my UNSW English Paper and a High Distinction (yay me) for my UNSW Math paper.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Today's Oh My Gosh

Today we had to design a Teen Club (Tub) with a larger than life blueprint(?)."1/2 inch=1 foot",it read.My team won the design competition with 19/25 points.I don't mean to brag but we did a good job.I'll even provide proof with pictures and the nearly accurate words said by us during the "Tub" presentation.Most of the presentation was edited online on Facebook by Nicholas(NT) and me(OJW) though.

NT:This is our awesome "Tub"!
OJW:A copyright sign is over here,so don't "play cheat" with us and piss us off!
NT:This is the VIP lounge which is strictly for VIPs.(See top left corner of blueprint)
OJW:There's this song about being a VIP to boost your self-esteem but that doesn't count.
NT:This is the VIP lounge which is srtictly for VIPs.inside there is freaking luxurious bars,sofas and billard tables!!!NC 16;read it and weep!Payments for VIP membership at $35.
OJW:Rip-off.
NT:There are more comfortable sofas and even cool looking tables for you to place things on or just stare at longingly.An aquarium filled with fishes of various colors is positioned near the tables for you to look at.Even potted plants are in that vicinity.(See middle left side of blueprint)
OJW:Yeah,yeah,you deserve a medal.
NT:Indeed.
OJW:Teenagers like to play wildly.Admit it.So there is a nice little(not really)arcade to satisfy the hooligan inside of you.Mario Kart,The House of The Dead,Time Crisis,Jubeat,you name it, we got it.(See bottom left corner)
NT:Oh,great;don't you think?
OJW:Of course the good thing about this place is the large online cafe.We all like to use the computer and go Facebook,Youtube,Twitter,whatever.So with our nice Online Cafe all your worries about the computer can say bye-bye and disappear into thin air.(Top middle side)
NT:Don't forget Blackshot(not the nastier **** site)and grand theft auto!
NT:The centre of attraction!!!The 5m tall gold(plated) fountain will make you stare in awe.........by the way,you can throw coins in to make a wish.(only $1 coins accepted)  (See middle of blueprint)
OJW:You cheap arse.Well, people get hungry,so obviously a cafe is in order.Get all you want for a light snack.No need to play on an empty stomach!(See bottom middle side)
OJW:As Eddry would say,nerds are people too,so there is a mini library.Helps if you like studying in groups.
And for the mad musical talents there are 2 karaoke rooms!If you stink at singing,have no fear as the room is sound insulated!(See the whole right side of the blueprint)
NT:It's really possible!We've been missing something out though,our coup de grâce to the other groups!
NT:These classy toilets we have here are so classy that Joachim is not worthy enough to use it;only available at this club.Just try not to stay in there too long like Boyd or you will be charged a dollar.(Look for them yourself)
OJW:And THAT,is our teen club.The winning design.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

This is MADNESS

So,there have been,shall I say,problems,with the 6F blog.Lee WN was complaining about the CBox and etcetra. School was a big mess and I didn't like this year's Children's Day (CD) performance.The lessons were replaced with PE like Frisbee.Who am I kidding, it was ALL Frisbee.What utter nonsense.I don't want lessons now that its over (PSLE, that is) but its CD!There should be some more decent activities.Oh well. At least we finally got our extra recess.
The performances were, honestly, disappointing.Ok, I know I'm complaining like a Toxicroak with a burst poison-sac (not a good thing,by the way) but I was so bored that I was thinking of the performance like torture.So after the tiring day my legs burst.So I went to "rest" my legs in front of the computer and there you have it.In a few simple terms:Today was MADNESS!!!But hey, I can live with it.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

PSLE IS OVER

Didn't get on yesterday cos' I was busy living life.
PSLE En:A decently tough paper.I expected worse.(A good performance befitting a smart student.)
PSLE MA:Paper 1 was harder then Paper 2.Strange.(Seems like I've still got it...but......)
PSLE CN:The Cn paper was hell. The paper was hard on the MCQ.(Here comes the nuclear bomb.)
PSLE SCI:Decent, I guess.Some would have problems though.(Seems fine to me.)
So I'm just glad its all over.A good thing too.I anticipated a tougher paper but I'm not complaining as I didn't revise much.Now that everyone is a free soul, Facebook is polluted and the Chat for 6F is particularly affected.I would know, I was there.So that's it.WOO!
I am now an editor for the 6 F blog, http://fivefaithforever.blogspot.com/   !Woo-hoo!

Friday, September 16, 2011

2nd Rurdle

Today was the LC (En&MT) for PSLE.The MT was a horror---I fear the worst---but the english paper was rather easy.There have been many disputes over what the answers were for some of the tricky questions and something tells me that hell is gonna unleah.Well, at least it's another hurdle down.But even so, I can sense that some simply are not stressed.I would know, I'm one of them.
PSLE may be tough, but you get 1 shot.You just do your best, and pray.Oral is more of a test of nerves and wits;LC is about your attention span (my classmates are ruined);the compostitions are as good as story writing and the Papers are the real challenges---the most important segment---and it adds up all to a force nearly impossible to conquer.Pity I used the word nearly.So only Paper 1 [and 2] is left.Good luck to all.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Bolt from the RED

I'm surprised.my CN and MA results were so good, I'd be certified as a model student.
Ma 92.6%
You see, 5 marks were deducted form the total as 1 annoying question was canceled.Frankly, I think that they should compensate us for the time wasted.For one, JH spent a hour on it.
Cn:77/90
An improvement of 6 marks.Goodness.And yes, these are Paper 2 Results.
Sports Carnival is tomorrow and so remember to put your sticks in your own, and not another,coloured box.
So, break a leg.Or rather,don't.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Art Attack

No, NOT that show, which I think kinda' sucks.
I've been working out my brain by drawing instead of revising.Sure, that's very stupid,but fun.I'd drawn Chandelure, Snivy, Oshawott, Tepig, Sawk(Sock), Throh(Throw), and Klinklang.Man, some of them are so cute.Prelim En Paper:71/95 (Perhaps I'm just sick.)

Saturday, August 13, 2011

The New Hub

I've created a secret blog.For some invited, reply as soon as possible.
The Compostitions were stinkers.Ok, they were not deadly but they sucked.Oh well.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

愤怒的小鸟

Yes, the title IS the name of Angry Birds in chinese (fen nu de xiao niao) and why is that my topic?Everybody is obsessed with this "Angry Birds".My god, there are Angry Birds 2 inch plushies in school!and I've got two 4 inch ones(yellow & king pig)which I use for [stopmotion] videos.And no, I DO NOT [yet] upload onto YouTube.
I'm having lots of fun with them.So cute...^_^